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We were astonished to read it, but Heidi Montag is apparently serious about divorcing Spencer Pratt - and she’s already playing the field again … sort of.

For the first time since the separation rumors started, she took to her Twitter and openly said she’s getting divorced, then promptly hit on Justin Bieber.

She may rue the day once his fans get wind of it.

The Hills star wrote: “@justinbieber now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ! I’m closer to your age.”

Closer than what is not clear. She’s 23 and he’s 16. That is minimum security prison territory for the ‘Tag. Still, who can resist that bowl cut? Yummy …

MMM: That ice cream isn’t the only thing Heidi finds delicious.

In addition to salivating over the Bieb online, Heidi also Tweeted some interesting information pertaining to her upcoming new reality show with Jen Bunney.

Apparently, she and the former Hills co-star will be welcoming a third roommate to their Malibu girls’ pad (allegedly owned by Spencer’s pal Cougar Zank):

Former Hugh Hefner girlfriend Karissa Shannon!

Yes, one of the Shannon Twins, but apparently not the other. We have no idea why, how she knows Heidi, or whether anyone would watch this crap, but:

“@karissashannon will be moving in my Malibu house this summer and will be filming our new show!” wrote Montag to her 1,063,188 followers today.

Whatever. That’s all. Here’s Heidi’s Justin Bieber Tweet, which she’ll probably take down after ‘tween girls send her death threats a la kim Kardashian:

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Cut off by The Hills, and possibly by his wife, Spencer Pratt has been left alone with his thoughts. Fortunately, he still a Twitter account on which to share them.

Without any reality show producers to worry about, the hothead returned to the social networking site after a prolonged absence, unleashing a fury of Tweets.

No one is safe.

While he did not directly address his separation from Heidi Montag, Spencer targeted Hills stars and strangers alike in a rant easily comprising 100+ Tweets.

On Lo Bosworth: “Lo has been banging 60 year old rich guys on the side to keep up her look because she only gets paid few grand and plays star HAHA.”

“I pray to see @lobosworth ugly ass out in a club now that i can do whatever i want without feeling bad for heidi! lo your [sic] f–ked! Wh-re!”

Spencer Pratt has officially lost it.

On Audrina Patridge, who he previously accused of getting “Tijuana plastic surgery”: “Audrina has fake everything. Damn we fakeass reality show foolios.”

On Whitney Port, now the star of MTV’s The City: “No whitney port sucks and has ever since we were in high school together before all her surgeries.”

On Heidi’s mom, Darlene Egelhoff: “it’s her fake mom. ask the government! darlene lied about everything she told Heidi. she stole heidi as a baby! REAL.”

Wow. Spreading the love to strangers as well, Spencer targeted a particular Twitter user from England who had been writing to him, sending replies.

“Glad we didn’t let you in America foreigner b–ch! USA is to [sic] smart for you fool. log off our American website and go do something foreigner.”

Heidi filed for legal separation from Spencer on June 8 with photographers in tow, igniting speculation that the couple was just scheming for publicity.

With Spencer absent from The Hills and real life in recent weeks, however, you have to wonder if Heidi really did up and leave the nut job for good.

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip’s Week in Review. Below, we look back on a gripping seven days in the world of celebrity gossip and Hollywood news.

Visit us daily and follow THG on Twitter and Facebook for all the latest news, gossip, rumors, commentary and humor as it happens. From June 5-11 …

• Shannon Price likely became the worst person ever when she hawked a Gary Coleman death photo for a share of the profits. Really sickening.
• Images from the Danielle Staub sex tape surfaced, and were unappealing. She blames the release on blackmail, but hopes to dethrone Kendra.
• Speaking of Kendra, she continues to feign heartbreak over the “nightmare” release of her own sex tape, which she’s totally raking it in from.
• Teenage sailor Abby Sunderland was feared lost at sea, but was soon discovered to be alive and well. Thank goodness. Her parents are insane.

Come home safe, Abby.

• Larry King’s wife overdosed in a possible suicide attempt. Friends say she’s suffered from depression for years triggered by his alleged affair.
• Lindsay Lohan’s ankle monitor went off after the MTV Movie Awards. The judge issued a warrant for her arrest, she posted bail again. Repeat.
• At that awards show, a Robsten kiss upstaged one by Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson, and dance moves from Tom Cruise and J. Lo.
• Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers, Alanis Morisette and Mario “Souleye” Treadway, and Gemma Arterton and Stefano Catelli got married!

What a letdown.

• Miley Cyrus continues to prove that she’s a huge disappointment.
• Elin Woods may stay in Florida following her divorce from Tiger.
• Sarah Palin boob job rumors surfaced thanks to one curvy pic.
• January Jones was guilty of a hit-and-run (and walk of shame).
• Tila Tequila faked a suicide attempt for PR. Now that’s just sad.
• Hoax or not, Heidi Montag filed for legal separation from Spencer.

Three ladies that refuse to go away (for better or worse).

• Things no one needs to see: Courtney Love nude on Facebook.
• Rielle Hunter is still around, and looking to get paid. Obviously.
• Chris Brown is a charitable guy (and makes sure you know it).
• Tabloids really want Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to reunite.
• Top releases: Eminem’s Recovery, Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro.”
• With this hotness, Chace Crawford is the new mug shot king.

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The plot thickens again. Heidi Montag showed up at the Santa Monica Courthouse this morning and officially filed for legal separation from Spencer Pratt.

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The breakup of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has been widely reported and confirmed by her rep, but neither star of The Hills had commented personally.

Until now.

“I needed some alone time,” says Montag of reports that she moved out of the Pacific Palisades, Calif., home she shared with Spencer, to People magazine.

“I just needed space – even from my husband. I had to get away from the lies my family and supposed friends are saying about me,” adds Heidi Montag.

“It’s time to concentrate on myself.”

SO ALONE … except for the celebrity news photographer.

The reality star says she plans on spending the summer clearing her head and getting in some much need girl time with pal and new roommate Jen Bunney.

Their summer of self-love will be captured by reality TV cameras, natch.

As for her future with Spencer Pratt, it’s a work in progress: “I’ve always loved Spencer,” says his plastic princess, “but right now we’re working on things.”

Something else she’s working on? Trying to set the record for cheesiest, most hilariously staged photo shoot in history. This one is up there with the best.

Here’s Heidi Montag pouting and missing Spencer. Here’s Heidi pet her dogs - they won’t leave her! Here’s Heidi and Jen Bunney having a riveting chat.

Reflecting on life by the reflecting pool … so deep. Or shallow, in more ways than one? Either way, it’s LOL material. Click to enlarge the images below …

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Friday, THG readers were given the task of writing the best caption for a photo of Heidi Montag at the gun range, with raw focus and seriousness in her eyes.

Your winner for this edition of our Caption Contest is siri.

Congratulations! Who would have guessed Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would split just hours after we posted this. The winning caption appears below.

Honorable mentions go to Laurel and Celeb00. Follow the above link for all entries sent in. Thank you to everyone for playing and good luck next time!

I’m not Heidi Pratt, I’m Heidi Montag!!

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Heidi Montag has separated from Spencer Pratt, and from all indications, it’s not the publicity stunt you probably assumed it was when you read the headline.

“Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls,” her rep told TMZ. “She’s tired of it and wants to focus on her acting career.”

Reports say Heidi Montag is looking for a new place to live in Malibu.

Things have grown particularly tense and erratic for Speidi lately, even by The Hills stars’ exalted standards, culminating in Spencer calling the cops on her mom.

That was just one incident in a relationship defined by turmoil. Says a friend of Heidi’s on the building tension between them: “It wasn’t just a sudden thing.”

Wow, this puts a whole new spin on the THG Caption Contest too …

Heidi and Spencer in happier times. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Other sources close to the pair say Heidi Montag is pulling the plug on her marriage primarily because Spencer Pratt has taken away her friends and family.

Well, yeah. Four years late on that realization, H?

Heidi has been complaining bitterly that Spencer is so controlling he’s isolated her from all those close to her. But the final straw came earlier this month.

That’s when Spencer called the cops on Darlene Egelhoff, Heidi’s mom, when she arrived at their house. Heidi stood by her husband at first … no longer.

Meanwhile, Montag wants to break into acting but says people in Hollywood don’t want to work with her because she has “a loose cannon of a husband.”

She and a friend are renting a beach house for now. As Heidi herself puts it, “I want more girl time. This is going to be the best summer of my life!!!!!!”

She also Tweeted earlier in the week, before reports of the pair’s split surfaced: “I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi Montag.” So telling. So deep. So profound.

Spencer has yet to comment, which is extremely unusual for him. Dude hasn’t even Tweeted since May 25! But we gotta ask … whose side are you on?

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Here’s a challenge for our readers: Come up with the best caption(s) or the

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Yup. No friends. Those are her own words. CAPS LOCK and all. Heidi Montag channeled her inner Kanye today in a Twitter rampage against peeps masquerading as such.

Specifically, “the ones who are pretending to be ‘friends’ or ‘family,’ [who are] are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter.” This is why “they haven’t been in my life for years!“

The fired-up Tweets came just a week after an emotional episode of The Hills where Montag told Kristin Cavallari her life was “really hard” without friends and family.

Hey, at least she has Spencer Pratt … if that’s even a positive thing. It’s probably the biggest reason why SHE HAS NO FRIENDS when you stop and think about it.

Besides, there must be someone out there she can talk to. Come on, Heidi. Keep your fake chin up. We highly doubt your Twitter and Facebook followers total zero.

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HEIDI MONTAG EATS IT: Whether it’s any consolation, we can’t say. But if nothing else, you know ice cream won’t betray you. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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On The Hills Tuesday night, Spencer Pratt threatened to call the cops on Holly Montag if his wife’s sister didn’t leave his property. Idle threat? Apparently not!

Police were dispatched to Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s home just hours ago after the couple called for help, saying Heidi’s mother was refusing to leave.

Heidi confirmed this to TMZ: “My mom just showed up to the house unannounced … after what she did to me on national TV, I have no desire to see her.”

Montag is referring to a recent episode of The Hills in which Darlene Egelhoff said point blank that she did not approve of her daughter’s plastic surgeries.

This week, Spencer claimed Darlene “tried to rape Heidi emotionally” and called her “just a vagina” who brought Heidi into the world, but is not special.

Heidi Montag is done with her mom’s emotional abuse!

Heidi notified her personal security team when her mom showed up “pounding on the door.” Darlene spoke with the police but has now left the premises.

She continues, “Her showing up is completely out of line and psychotic. I’m getting a restraining order against her.” No arrests were made in the incident.

Los Angeles Police Department Sgt. Leffew said:

“Officers arrived on the scene and advised the mother that since her daughter is an adult, she doesn’t have to speak to [the mom] if she doesn’t want to. The mother said ‘fine, no problem’ and left. There were no citations or arrests.”

Heidi Montag promises this isn’t the end of all the drama: “I made it very clear that I want nothing to do with her in my life right now,” she tells People.

“I’m sick to my stomach she would even do something like this. She needs to stay away from me. I’m planning on getting a restraining order against her.”

Heidi Montag’s mom, Darlene Egelhoff, isn’t smiling right now.

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