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When Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to jail, opportunity knocked for Complex.

The publication pulled out all the stops to put the troubled actress on its August / September cover, coinciding with her sentencing for DUI probation violations.

So amazing that the week her mug shot is making headlines, these images begin circulating … even though they’ve been on the cutting room floor for months.

The publication’s photo shoot with Linds took place in May, but there is no interview. Rather, they promise a piece on what it’s like to be Lindsay in 2010. Oooh.

Like we don’t already know that. Girl goes clubbing until 7 a.m., flakes on various acting and modeling gigs, and does the occasional jail stint. Wasted potential.

Anyway, enjoy the racy Lindsay Lohan photos below. Click to enlarge …

[Photos: Complex]

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Lindsay Lohan recently posed for the German issue of GQ, and we have to admit, looks more or less attractive and even coherent in the first pics released.

The weird thing? There’s no signs of her court-ordered ankle monitor - and we know she had it on because it was visible in the behind-the-scenes photos.

Not that it matters, of course, and it’s hard to blame GQ for not wanting to distract its readers from an otherwise enticing set of Lindsay Lohan pictures.

But it makes you wonder. How much airbrushing goes on, even when there is no SCRAM device involved? Take a look at Lindsay in Germany’s GQ below:

CAVE GIRL HUNT: Lindsay gets in touch with her primitive side.

As we reported yesterday, Lindsay is reportedly in rehab ahead of her July 20 sentencing for violating her probation. Hopefully she’s allowed to stay there.

She faces a 90-day jail term, but by proactively checking herself into a sober living house, which she should have done months ago, she took a big step.

We just hope the judge sees it that way and Lindsay can get well.

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Lindsay Lohan’s day of reckoning has arrived, and an orange jumpsuit will soon follow - she’ll be doing 90 days in jail for violating probation, followed by rehab.

The troubled actress must surrender July 20.

She’s beaten the rap before, but from the very beginning today, the star’s attempts to evade jail for skipping mandatory alcohol education classes were doomed.

She has now made good on the classes, but that wasn’t true in May, when she bailed on her last hearing and ended up free on bail wearing a SCRAM device.

Whether she remained free rested with no-nonsense Judge Marsha Revel, who sentenced LiLo after an incredulous prosecutor, Danette Meyers, took it to her.

Hard core.

UP AGAINST IT: The evidence against her too strong and the judge no pushover, Lindsay and lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley were unable to defy the odds again.

Court proceedings began with a victory for the troubled star. Revel ruled out the matter of the SCRAM device going off after the MTV Movie Awards June 7.

The hearing was thus exclusively about whether Lindsay Lohan violated probation by not attending enough alcohol ed classes at the time of the last hearing.

Not that she was out of the woods by any means.

The Office Manager at the Right On program testified that the program knew the judge wanted Lindsay to attend class once a week, which she did not.

Co-owner Cheryl Marshall testified that she violated the program by failing to attend the classes and coming up with a variety of excuses throughout.

The program determined in both May and August 2009 that Lindsay’s excuses were “endless and disrespectful” and that she was not in compliance.

Prosecutors are clearly not taking this lightly, running down the list of times - nine total - that Lindsay skipped class, often for weeks at a time no less.

Court adjourned until 1:30 PST, but when it resumed, it was clear that the evidence was piling up against Lohan - she violated probation, plain and simple.

There were lots more excuses, but ultimately they didn’t fly. Revel laid the smack down on Lohan and sentenced her to almost three months in the can.

Lohan’s probation was contingent upon her attending classes and staying clear of trouble following her 2007 DUI conviction. Suffice it to say, it didn’t take.

The judge noted that there was a pattern of violations since Lindsay was placed on probation in 2007 following her plea bargain in her DUI case. Ya think?

Lindsay dissolved into tears when the judge imposed the sentence, then broke down as she addressed the court, telling the judge, “I did the best I could.”

Sure thing. Surprising she didn’t blame everyone else right there.

Is the punishment just? Tell us: Lindsay Lohan belongs in …

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It looks like Lindsay Lohan has a new girlfriend, and you’d better not mess with the troubled actress now, because her girl will totally whomp your a$$!

Eilat Anschel, a former member of the Israeli Defense Force, met Lindsay a while back in L.A., and has been spotted with the train wreck a bunch lately.

Lindsay and Eilat, who completed her mandatory stint in the Israeli army, have been “getting pretty serious” over the last month, according to reports.

One source says the head case began using Eilat Anschel as a “shoulder to cry on” during the probation / bail / ankle monitor drama, then things evolved.

Pretty much how it always happens.

Lindsay Lohan and Eilat Anschel on the way to the movies. Parliaments, energy drinks and Eclipse … now that’s a date night! [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

So all is right with the world of LiLo, right? Wrong. People close to her say that the struggling celeb, who just turned 24, is falling too hard, too fast.

Her pals understate the problem as such: “It’s not the healthiest relationship in the world.” The friends say Linds is totally obsessing over the chick.

Lohan was most recently linked to photographer Indrani and famously dated / had nuclear fights with Samantha Ronson for an extended period of time.

Will the fire for this newfound female love interest last?

We’d further criticize her lifestyle, clubbing nightly and such, and/or point out that this is destined to fail, but we don’t wanna get on Eilat’s bad side.

Here’s wishing the happy couple a lifetime of happiness!

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She’ll probably claim she was set up, or they’re not her shoes, or Eleonore Lieven did it, or some such nonsense, but a lawsuit alleges Lindsay Lohan concocted a plan to defraud an L.A. boutique out of thousands of dollars in … shoes.

Church, which sells expensive clothes, jewelry, and accessories, claims the train wreck shopped at the store between November 2009-February 2010.

According to the suit, Lindsay Lohan racked up a bill of $17,060.83 and convinced the owners that her business manager would be paying the bill.

The business manager paid a grand total of $180.

Lock your doors, boutique owners. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The lawsuit, which will be filed in L.A. County Superior Court, alleges LiLo “had no intention of causing her business manager to pay the entire balance.”

Amusingly, and unfortunately for the plaintiffs, the suit claims the owners relied on her “well known status as a movie actress with substantial income.”

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The D.A. in Lindsay Lohan’s probation case has a new target: Eleonore Lieven.

Lohan’s former assistant, who up and quit on the actress earlier this month after some tumultuous months trying to stop a slow-moving train wreck, may be called to court as a key witness in the case that could pit the boss against her former employee.

“The district attorney is interested in Eleonore,” a source said. “At the very least, an investigator from the D.A.’s office will be making contact with Lieven.”

A decision has yet to be made, but if she is called to testify, sources say “it could be very explosive and could very well go badly, very quickly for Lohan.”

Eleonore Lieven, who was responsible for getting the troubled actress back to L.A. from he now infamous trip Cannes, quit afterward, citing exhaustion.

Will Lohan’s former b!tch turn on her? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The particulars of that trip, and Linds’ excuse for getting stuck in France and missing a mandatory court date, are critical to the D.A.’s case against her.

Lieven spent a panicked three days attempting to ensure the troubled Mean Girls star returned from France, after she claimed her passport was stolen.

The D.A.’s office reportedly “wants to gather specific information about the particulars of when the assistant was notified about the passport missing.”

Whether Lindsay has been drinking or not is a separate issue.

The alcohol education program overseeing Lohan’s sobriety efforts (term used loosely) was slapped with a subpoena to appear before a judge in the case.

Staff members were ordered to testify at Lohan’s probation violation hearing on July 6. At that time, Judge Marsha Revel will determine Lindsay’s fate.

If she is found not to be in compliance with the terms of her probation - attending alcohol education classes, chiefly - she may face a stint behind bars.

The ankle monitor she currently wears is a condition of her bail, not her probation, meaning she is free until July 6 provided she abstains from boozing.

Her probation, stemming from her infamous high-speed chase and DUI arrest, does not stipulate she must be totally clean. We know, it’s complicated.

We’ll see what Lieven, who also lamented working long hours for little pay and Lindsay’s terrible attitude, has to say about her former boss if asked.

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Friends say Lindsay Lohan may not be able to comply with a court order to stay away from drugs and alcohol. As in, Linds may not be physically capable.

When the train wreck shows up in court tomorrow, Judge Marsha Revel will almost certainly lay the smack down, telling her to cut out drugs and alcohol.

Period. Legally.

Judge Marsha Revel talked Thursday about the conditions of her bail - refraining from consuming alcohol, wearing a SCRAM bracelet to monitor alcohol consumption, and submitting to random drug testing at least once a week.

A friend says that’s a joke: “She can’t make it through a day … She’s a mess.”

Another source says Lohan “wakes up with cravings and satisfies them fast.” Somehow we’re not surprised. But will she be required to go clean Monday?

NO CANNES DO: Lindsay Lohan going clean? Forget about it.

Probation violations aside - she’s already in deep for missing her mandatory alcohol education classes - the judge could revoke bail for drinking or drugs.

If that Lindsay Lohan cocaine pic is any indication, we give it a day.

Don’t ask us what the point of alcohol education classes even is when she goes out partying until the wee hours of the morning almost nightly, but hey.

Stay tuned there. In other Lindsay news, the person who wired Lohan’s bail money at lightning speed last Thursday also helped Britney Spears in 2008.

Lou Taylor is considered a behind-the-scenes wheeler and dealer who pushes some pretty controversial born-again views … and is now on Team Lindsay.

Taylor is not only considered genius in the money department, she’s a huge personality with a moral force that easily rivals her Husband, who’s a minister.

She is not shy at all about pushing her born again religious views, something that scared the hell out of Britney Spears. Can she do the same for Lindsay?

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The judge in Lindsay Lohan’s DUI case wants her a$$ in court. The problem? She’s in France and the Icelandic ash cloud may mean her return is no Cannes do.

Lohan’s presence is required in court on Thursday for a hearing to establish if she is in compliance with the terms of her ongoing probation for a DUI conviction.

It had been unclear whether Lindsay was required to be there in person. The judge said she is. If she’s not there, a bench warrant could be issued for her arrest.

Following a pair of DUI arrests in 2007, the 23-year-old was ordered to complete an 18-month alcohol education program or serve a suspended jail sentence.

Whether she’s complied with this is highly debatable.

Life is grand in Cannes for train wreck Lindsay Lohan.

Reports say Lindsay has slacked hard core when it comes to attending mandatory classes (partying like a madman won’t help her cause) and may end up jailed.

Clearly living in denial, Lohan flew out from New York on Friday and arrived in Nice, France on Sunday for the Cannes Film Festival. How long will she be there?

That may depend … on Mother Nature. Sources say she can’t get a flight to the U.S. because of the volcanic ash from Iceland hampering European airspace.

Airports all over the continent are jam-packed and it’s impossible to get a seat. Wonder how the volcanic ash excuse will play before LL’sa no-nonsense judge.

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If you had Lindsay Lohan in your celebrity death pool for 2010, the people close to her think it might have been a smart wager … not that they want you to win.

Sources connected to the train wreck believe that she desperately needs to get help, but she refuses to listen. As one extremely close professional person put it:

“If she doesn’t get help soon, she’s going to die.”

People trying to help Lindsay over the last year both professionally and personally feel something terrible will happen unless the celeb immediately gets help.

She promised mayhem in 2010 and is delivering. But will she even be around to see 2011? The way things have been going lately, we’d say 70-30 at best …

Down goes Lindsay … in every way. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Help for substance abuse, that is. We are not talking about Michael or Dina Lohan, either. Lord knows those two losers are only interested in their own agendas.

These ominous warnings come from people who care and have seriously, albeit quietly tried to convince Lindsay to go to rehab. So far, they haven’t succeeded.

In typical fashion, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been making excuses for her erratic behavior and though she admits she has issues, refuses to do $h!t about it.

After falling after leaving a party (above), she Tweeted, “Only I would get pushed into a large, sharp plant by crazy paparazzi! I need to start wearing flats :/”

And laying off the crack.

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